“What do you call the person that finishes last in med school?”
“What?”
“Doctor”
Lydia and Carter In John Carter, MD

“Don't you want to talk to somebody before sex?”
“No, not really...”
Mark Greene and Doug Ross In Dr. Carter, I presume

“We're gonna see plenty of frostbite tonight.”
“And bumsicles. I hate the smell when they thaw.”
Mark Greene and Chuny In Night Shift

“We can't help people who can't help themselves.”
"No Mark, those are exactly the people we should be helping.”
Mark Greene and Carol in When the Bough Breaks

"Take him out back and shoot him."
Robert “Rocket" Romano” in The Storm Part 1

"Exactly how much of your brain did they cut out?"
Rocket Romano

"Do me a favor, write 'Not this one, idiot.' on my arm:
Rocket Romano

"I'm beginning to think ER stands for 'Everyone's Retarded' "
Rocket Romano

"I'm not gonna jump you, you homophobe."
Rocket Romano

“I got stabbed! I got stabbed in the back! Where the hell where you?”
John Carter in Insurrection

“You're the first woman I've talked to in 14 months. “
“Yeah, I get that a lot. In high school I was voted "Most Likely to marry a convict".”
a patient and Susan

“On my count... 1,2 “
“Buckle my shoe and kiss my ass.”
Dr. Benton and Doug Ross

“Weaver and the sound of her own voice: A love story.:”
Doug Ross

“Did you even take the Hippocratic Oath? “
“I had my fingers crossed.”
Kerry Weaver and Rocket Romano

“There are no small patients Carter... “
“What about dwarves?”
Mark Greene and Malucci

“If I was stuck on a train with my family... Well bad example, I'd throw myself on the tracks.”
Susan

“Tell your chief of staff I expect him to treat each of my patients as if it were his mother, but without all the inappropriate touching.”
Rocket Romano

“You know, people think kids don't listen to their parents, but they do. And if you tell them they are nothing, they think they are nothing.”
Mark Greene

“I think you should talk to him, he seems depressed. “
“He's european, it's his baseline.”
Susan and Abby