"Well, check what these "common" witches just did. We're standing in the home of the Charmed Ones, we've got their powers, we got their book - and we got blonde multi-tonal hair."
- Mabel in 'The Power of the Three Blondes'
"Barbas?! You couldn't have brought back Andras or Shax or somebody we could actually vanquish?"
- Piper in 'Sympathy for the Demon'
"Oh, singing lady of the dusk, who prays on men turns love to lust, we harken ye…"
"We harken ye? What, are we trying to summon a leprechaun here?"
- Phoebe to 'Leo in Siren Song'
"How do you keep your legs warm?"
"We drink coffee."
- Prue to Melinda in 'The Witch Is Back'
"Who are you?"
"We're the Supremes."
- Paige to Cronus in 'Oh My Goddess'
"Do I need to remind you of the big boob fiasco?"
"No, my back still hurts."
- Paige to Piper in 'Lucky Charmed'
"Looks like you're outta bullets. I'm gonna enjoy this. See you in hell."
"Been there, done that."
- Cole to Cowboy in 'Bride and Gloom'
"The Prophet that I was trying to save was talking about Lockserom."
"The Internet provider? What, the demons want their own website now?"
- Piper to Phoebe in 'Sin Francisco'
"You know, I hate that word."
- Phoebe to Cole in 'Sin Francisco'
"Uh, okay, was it a demon?"
"No, it was a watermelon!"
"Honey, why did you vanquish watermelon?"
- Phoebe in The Demon Who Came In From The Cold
"We call the spirits to help undo and send him off to… Timbuktu !"
"Timbuktu? You sent him to Timbuktu?"
"All right, well, it was the only thing I could think of that rhymed with undo."
- Phoebe to Piper in 'Charmed Again'
"How can you be so evil?"
"It's a gift."
- Cole to Piper in 'Y Tu Mummy Tambien'
"I get so turned on when you talk about food."
- Jeremy to Piper in 'Something Wicca This Way Comes'
"Nothing perks up a girl's career like sending her husband straight to hell."
- Phoebe in 'A Witch's Tail'
"Be vewy, vewy quiet…we're hunting demons!"
- Phoebe in 'P3 H2O'
"By the looks of the clothes, I'd say we were in the early 1600's."
"Where the life expectancy of a witch is, oh, 15 seconds."
- Phoebe to Prue in 'The Devil's Music'
"I can really, really deal with only one whacked-out sister at a time."
- Paige in 'Valhalley of the Dolls'
"What the hell is going on?"
"Bitch later, vanquish now."
- Paige to Piper in 'Soul Survivor'
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