Blackpoole: “So, what do you think?”
Sterling: “Corner office. Don’t know what to say.”
Nate: “Something like, ‘I’m more comfortable in enclosed spaces.’”

Nate: “I got out of sales.”
Blackpoole: “So, what are you into now?”
Nate: “Theft. Yeah, I’m gonna rob the two David’s gallery on opening day.”

Sophie: “Of course she bloody speaks Spanish.”

Parker: “Who ripped out the toilets”
Hardison: “This was an IRS foreclosure. I got it cheap.”
Elliot: “IRS doesn’t take toilets.”
Hardison: “They do when they’re solid gold. Heard this used to be MC Hammer’s place. Guess you can touch this…with a SWAT team and a federal warrant.”

Nate: “Grifter, hitter, hacker, thief. You were all trying to solve your version of the crime instead of just trying to solving the crime. There’s a reason we work together.”

Elliot: “She probably just really wants some hot coffee.”
Nate: “Shut up.”
Elliot: “It’s not like a date.”
Nate: “Are you kidding me? You’re fixing your hair?”
Elliot: “Because I’m playing the Professor Sinclair dude.”

Maggie: “I haven’t dated a lot since my marriage broke up.”
Elliot: “I’m sorry to hear that.”
Maggie: “No, don’t be. He was obsessive, perfectionist, controlling.”
Nate: “Organized. She used to say I was organized…and punctual.”

Elliot: “He must’ve had some good qualities.”
Maggie: “No. Not even in bed. Every night was prom night, know what I mean?”

Maggie: “Nate, you can’t just make somebody do what you want them to do.”
Elliot: “Woah.”
Hardison: (laughing)”That’s what we do.”
Parker: “You’re adorable.”

Maggie: “So nobody else finds it annoying when you nag them in these things?”

Parker: “What’s going on?”
Elliot: “Sophie was just trying to apologize.”
Parker: “Oh she tried that with me earlier. She kinda sucks at it.”
Elliot: “Yeah, she does.”