Dubanich: “Do you know anything about airplane design?”
Nate: “Yeah, I could give it a shot. You know, you get me a pencil and one of those little rulers.”

Nate: “I’m not a thief.”

Eliot: “I’m here to collect the merchandise”

Eliot: “What are you gonna do when she finds out you live with your mom.”
Hardison: “Age of the geek, baby. We run the world.”

Parker: “My money’s not in my account. That makes me cry inside, in my special, angry place.”

Eliot: “He tried to kill us.”
Parker: “More importantly he didn’t pay us.”
Eliot: “How is that more important?”
Parker: "I take that personally.”
Eliot: “There’s somethin’ wrong with you.”

Hardison: “I was just gonna send a thousand porno magazines to his office.”

Nate: “Sophie Devereaux is the finest actress you’ve ever seen…when she’s breaking the law.”

Eliot: “I like to work out. I try to stay big. I love dressing up like a Klingon and going to all the conventions.”

Nate: “I’m the one with the plan.”

Nate: “This particular project has a different revenue stream.”

Parker: “What is it with women and shoes?”
Sophie: “There’s something wrong with you.”