"It's not illegal to cheat a cheater."

"Okay, the main air ducts lead to the central system. From there I can take any branch and drop into the lobby. It's about a 20-plus foot drop so… I'll probably break my leg - maybe both, but that's okay. This is good. This is a good plane. Somebody uh, give me a screwdriver."

"So, what do we know about him?"
"Well, he has no job, he's smoking hot and Sam hates him... dibs!"
Mary and Delinda

"I'm sorry, but I'm in kind of a pickle."
"Oh, you and your pickle are in a pickle, all right."
Danny and Mary

"Daddy, I need some advice."
"I think joining the convent is a great idea, honey."
Delinda and Big Ed

"Don't worry ladies. Big Danny's in charge. "

"You took chips that look like they were made by a zoo animal! How do you think that makes me look? A, good, or B, not so good?"
Big Ed

"Beware the full moon and it's light, People will party and in sight, Dogs who never did will suddenly bite, Murderers will kill this very night."

"I have a boss that makes Attila the Hun look like Aunt Susie."

"Don't be so gullible next time."
"Look who's talking. You thought that sleeping together meant I loved you."
Danny and Delinda

"He's hot and he's dying. Of couse I did him."
"Well, at least he went out in style. "
Sam and Big Ed

"Two grown men fighting half naked in a toilet, that's not gay."