"You know, diving head first in a pit of cadavers is no way to handle a messy breakup."
"Angela, nothing Pete and I ever did was messy."
"Then you weren't doing the right things."
Angela and Brennan in Pilot

"A decomposed corpse was found this morning at Arlington National Cemetery..."
Brennan: Arlington National Cemetery is full of decomposed corpses. It's a cemetery."
Booth and Brennan in Pilot

"What exactly am I supposed to be squinting at?"
"Ahh, you know, it's like pornography. You'll know when you see it."

Brennan and Booth in Pilot

"She didn't give him a warning. She just shot him... with alcohol on her breath."
"It was her first shooting, you can't expect her to be perfect right out of the gate."

Booth and Goodman in Pilot

"Let it go Bones, move on."
"Don't call me Bones."
Booth and Brennan in The Boy in the Tree

"Residual cross section striae."
"Hmm... Just because you say it in that definitive tone doesn't mean it means anything to me"
Brennan and Booth in The Man in the Bear

"You know, it's beautiful here, feels good to be out of the city."
"Yeah, where murderers feed their victims to bears."
Booth and Brennan in The Man in the Bear

"Yes, but is he nuts because he got a brain disease from eating human flesh, or was he already nuts the first time he ate flesh, or did he just lick his fingers after surgery?"
Brennan in The Man in the Bear

"I'm afraid Angela might quit."
"I'm amazed she stuck it out this long."
"Well, because she's human. I'm sorry, Bones, it's just that, you know [sighs] Angela didn't get the same training the rest of you got on planet Vulcan. "
Brennan and Booth in A Boy In a Bush

Handler: Toody can smell decaying blood on a tooth six feet under ground. I mean, so what, he drools a little. Whatís up with that? You know, your eyes are kinda close together, but I donít comment. Handler to Booth in The Man in the Wall

"You can't have a gun."
"Why not?"
"Because you were charged with a felony."
"Write down that you were wrong to charge me."
"Oh, there's no space for that."
Booth and Brennan in A Man on Death Row

"I can't drive."
"Youíre a genius who canít drive?"
"If you know what I know about constructural design, you wouldnít drive either."
Zack and Booth in A Man on Death Row

"Not tonight. I have a dinner."
"What? Wow. I just assumed that the two of you would be eating off an autopsy table."
Brennan and Booth in The Girl in the Fridge

"Using a refrigerator to hide a body...kinda perfect isn't it?"
"A good way to remove the victim without being detected. The rubber gaskets seal in the odor."
"Maybe the company should use that in their ads."
Hodgins, Zach and Agnela in The Girl in the Fridge

"Booth, will you escort Angela to the Christmas party and make sure she doesnít photocopy her butt?"
Brennan in The Man in the Fallout Shelter

"I thought that you were at the party."
"Oh, that wasnít a party, that was a Star Wars convention. "
Brennan and Booth in The Man in the Fallout Shelter

"Why don't we ever take my car?"
"Do you have bullet proof vests in the trunk?"
"That's why."
Brennan and Booth in The Woman in the Car

"Not to mention, three bone fragments which were not on the plane."
"Is there any chance those bone fragments were on the plane?"
"What, you mean as carry on luggage? "
Brenna, Dr. Goodman and Angela in The Man in the Fairway

"I'm doing the fecal flotation right, now. [pauses] Wow, don't get to say that a lot."
Hodgins in Two Bodies in the Lab

"You're nervous."
"I'm not nervous. I'm scared. I don't know how to talk to crazy people, unless I'm dating them."
Brennan and Angela in The Woman in the Tunnel

"Where the hell are my bones?"
Brennan in The Man with the Bone

"What did you do?"
"I read, walked on the beach, chilled..."
"You chilled? At Darfur? You chilled at Darfur?"
Booth and Brennan in The Titan on the Tracks

"Don't you have to read him his rights before you strangle him?"

Brennan in The Titan on the Tracks

"When it comes to bugs, slime, crud, and compost, you're the man."
Cam to Hodgins in The Boy in the Shroud

"Imiss organic chemistry class. Those were good times."
"I miss my first microscope."
"Yeah and I miss normal people. Can we move on?"
Brennan, Zach and Booth in The Girl with the Curl

"I clicked on a pop-up and got caught in a pornado."
Hodgins in The Girl in the Gator

"What exactly do you have to contend with on the job that I don't?"
"You, Bones. You don't have to contend with you."
Brennan and Booth in The Priest in the Churchyard

"The telescope is pointed up at the planet Pluto."
"Pluto's no longer a planet. It was demoted."
Booth and Hodgins in Spaceman in a Crater

"So your husband signed his name to the marriage license with an X?"
"So you married a guy without knowing his name."
"It was Fiji, okay. I was on vacation."
Private Investigator and Angela in The Widow's Son in the Windshield

"A prodigy violinist dissapears and a month later his skull ends up bouncing off a garbage truck?"
"Obviously, we are looking for someone who really really hates classical music."
Booth and Cam in The Widow's Son in the Windshield

"I always liked Booth. Nicest guy to ever arrest me."
Max Brenna in The Widow's Son in the Windshield

"No signs of cannibalism. No bite marks-" " -No condiments."
Brennan and Hodgins in The Secret in the Soil

"Is she serious?"
"As serious as a gas attack."
"(sighs)Heart attack, Bones. As serious as a heart attack."
Sheriff, Brennan and Booth in The Man in the Mud