Quotes

"Los Angeles. You see it at night and it shines; a beacon. People are drawn to it. People and other things. They come for all sorts of reasons. My reason? No surprise there. It started with a girl."
Angel

"I've been sent by the powers that be."
"The powers that be what?"
Allen and Angel

"I grew up in a nice home. It wasn't like this, but we did have a room or two that we didn't even know what they were for. Till the IRS got all huffy about my folks not paying their taxes for, well, ever. They took it all."
Cordelia

"Well, I like the place. Not much with the view, but it's got a nice Batcave sort of an air to it."
Allen

"I get visions. Which is to say, great splitting migraines that come with pictures. A name, a face. I don't know who sends them. I just know whoever sends them is more powerful than me or you and they're just trying to make things right."
Allen

"So um, are you still...'Grrr?'"
"Yeah, there's not actually a cure for that."
Cordelia and Angel

"Wow, what a nice place. I love your curtains. Not afraid to emphasize the curtains."
Cordelia

"You need someone to organize things, and you're not exactly rolling in it, Mr. "I was alive for 200 years and never developed an investment portfolio.""
Cordelia

"You're a lot smarter than you look. Of course, you look like a retard."
Angel

"That is so high school. "Cordelia wears bras. Ooo, she has girl parts.""
Cordelia

"Do you two need to be alone or can we get on with the ouchy part?"
Spike

"To coin a popular Sunnydale phrase, 'Duh.'"
Spike

"I'm not comfortable askin' people for money."
"Then get over it! I mean that in a sensitive way."
Angel and Cordelia

"Am I intimidating? I mean, do I put people off?"
"Well, as vampires go, you're pretty cuddly. Maybe you might wanna think about mixing up the black-on-black look."
Angel and Cordelia

"It's just so unfair. I mean, this poor girl, she hooks up with a doctor. That should be a good thing. You should be able to call home and say, 'Mom, guess what? I met a doctor.' Not, 'Guess what? I met a psycho. He's stalking me and, oh, by the way, his hands and feet come off and he's not even in the circus.'"
Cordelia

"What is stalking nowadays, like, the third most popular sport among me?"
"Fourth, after luge."
Cordelia and Angel

"Come on, you know I was crazy about her, and I was wearin' her down, too. But no, handsome, brooding, vampire guy has to swoop in, all sensitive mouth and overhangin' forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellas who don't turn evil when they get some?"
Allen

"I think you're gonna pack your little ghost bags and get the hell out of my house."
Cordelia